Lemme hear you say hey ms carter
too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people
can acne not do the thing where it exists
A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why